I’m No Squirrel

A young hunter in camouflage gear holds up his successful squirrel harvest.

A safe, successful squirrel harvest by a young hunter. Photo by Mark Alessi.

While on patrol as a Conservation Police Officer, I received a dispatch to a hunting accident with injuries. Experience told me that these incidents can and do sometimes become very serious, so I responded to the location as quick as possible.

Upon arrival, I noticed two older gentlemen by a pickup truck, both dressed in hunting clothes. One of the men was sitting leaned against the truck and appeared to be bleeding from his head. The man identified as “James” advised he had been shot in the head but that he felt okay. Inspecting his wounds I noticed three distinct lines from back to front across the top of his head that appeared to be only skin deep but were producing some blood. I immediately administered first aid and then began my investigation.

Too many times Conservation Police Officers must deal with hunting accidents that could have, and should have been, avoided. A cardinal rule in hunting: You never pull the trigger without identifying your target and your surroundings. Some hunters have fallen victim when someone shot at a glimpse of what they thought was an animal through the brush, shot at a noise, shot during low light conditions, or missed their target and struck an unintended victim. The list goes on, all with bad consequences.

Two orange and grey harvested squirrels on the forest floor next to a firearm.
Photo by Jared Duquette.

As hunters, we must do whatever it takes to be safe. Know your weapon and how to use it by going to the range and practicing. Practice engaging the safety after each shot. What kind of ammunition are you going to hunt with, and do you know its capabilities? What are you going to hunt? Who is going with you? While hunting in the field, always know where your hunting partner is and avoid shooting in their direction.

Now, back to James. James and “Harmon” had been lifelong friends and had hunted together many times. They arrived at the woods with their shotguns to do a little squirrel hunting, like they had many times before. As they became separated, James and Harmon lost track of each other’s location. James became a little tired and decided to sit on the ground while leaning against a fallen tree. Sometime after, Harmon, using a stalking technique to locate squirrels, thought he saw a squirrel sitting on a fallen tree and shot. Harmon did not realize what he saw was the grey-haired head of James, who was sitting on the other side of the fallen tree. Harmon quickly realized that he had shot his hunting partner and had made a serious mistake. This explains the three lines (BB tracks) across James’ head.

Fortunately, James was not seriously injured and required only minor medical attention. Both James and Harmon learned the importance of always knowing where your hunting partner is and identifying your target before shooting.

A grey squirrel on a branch of a tree eating a nut.

I’m not sure of the longevity of their friendship as in parting, James advised he was never hunting with Harmon again because “I ain’t no squirrel.” James did, however, live to hunt another day.

Please, always be safe, know your partners location, and identify your target and its surroundings.


Retired Lieutenant Eric Bumgarner spent 24 years with the Illinois Conservation Police. Eric is an avid outdoorsman and has a passion for protecting the natural resources.

Share this Article

Submit a question for the author

Please complete the verification below to submit your question:



Explore Our Family of Websites

Similar Reads


Three white-tailed deer are in a harvest agricultural field. Two of the deer are grazing. The deer in the foreground is walking towards the right with its head up. The deer in the foreground and one in the background have large antlers. A woodland is in the distance.

One Small Protein Worth a Whole Herd of Trouble: prion disease advantage in Illinois white-tailed deer


A adult male white-tailed deer with large antlers illuminated by a spotlight in a field at night.

A reddish young adult male white tailed deer with small antlers stands on the edge of a grassland.

CWD Management Program Changing


A raccoon peaks over a bag of trash in a rusted dumpster.

The Perks of Not Feeding Wildlife


A hunter holds a crossbow up in preparation for aiming while sitting in a tree-stand. In the background is a grassy field. Trees with autumn foliage border the field in the distance.

A black and white skunk walks along the edge of a gravel road next to a grassy roadside. The skunk has pointed its tail up and is looking to the left.

The Science Behind Skunk Numbers: What four decades of data reveal


A close-up of a black and white duck swimming on a body of water.

2026-2027 Illinois Hunting and Trapping Digest


During a summer day under a bright blue sky a row of tables are lined up in front of a partially roofed long metal pavilion. People stand on either side of the tables and engage in conversation. Various items and hunting gear rest on the tables and on the shelves behind the tables.

Make this Offseason Count


Dark gray tiny baby rabbits snuggled in a fur lined grassy nest.

Does That Baby Animal Need Help?


A brown, tan, black and white bobcat sits in a patch of green grass on a hill. Tan grasses are in the background.

What’s for Dinner, Bobcat?